Hello Friends and BikiniKat Fan Club members,

Please join me as I attempt to self-publish the memoirs of BikiniKat, a 7 foot tall pink cat with a Smart Sassy Stylish philosophy that protects her from Negative Vibes, Mean People, Funny Smells and Karate Chops.

As BikiniKat's secretary I will keep you posted on her adventures. Follow me as I repel farting turtles with my Shiny Shield a Go Go while finishing the book BikiniKat vs. The Super Ugly Beautifuls and publish it myself.

Look for a happy ending.

Shields Up and Go Go BikiniKat Go!

Sincerely,