We dare you to explain yourself in 10 words... or less.
A simple gal who cares a lot and likes to laugh.

What is your SMART SASSY STYLISH goal as illustrated in BikiniKat's Motivational Strategy for the Millennium?
Stay creative in all situations.

What kind of SASSY things do you do to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
Keep my sewing machine well oiled, keep my motorcycle chain clean and floss my teeth everyday.

What kind of SMARTS do you need to be SASSY in order to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
Know when to say yes and know when to say no!

What part of your personality helps you achieve your goal?
I've got a very strong work ethic. I try to do my best at everything I do.

What part gets in your way?
I have little patience for annoying or stupid people. Unfortunately annoying and stupid people can sometimes help you.

Can you tell us a Farting Turtle story?
Several years ago the house next to mine sold. When the new owners moved in they cut down two very tall and established evergreens from their front yard. My housemates and I were very devastated as the trees were quite lovely and kept our house cool during the hot summer months. We asked the new owners why the trees were cut down. They said it was absolutely necessary as the trees were filled with bugs and birds!

How did you overcome that Farting Turtle?
We planted seven evergreens in our own backyard!

THANK YOU for spending the time to share you SMART SASSY STYLISH life with all the BikiniKat Fan Club Members, we really appreciate it... because we like YOU!