We dare you to explain yourself in 10 words... or less.
Supersonic pink glitter-flinger in a mad, mad world.

What is your SMART SASSY STYLISH goal as illustrated in BikiniKat's Motivational Strategy for the Millennium?
Blitzing the pop culture-starved masses with Dollybird's recipe for an irreverently fabulous and dazzlingly colorful life.

What kind of SASSY things do you do to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
Keep tongue firmly ensconced in cheek. Make rude signs at the status quo. Change my hair color more often than the Hoover bag. Borrow things from Hello Kitty's cupboard. Always wear at least one metallic garment as well as one that lights up.


What kind of SMARTS do you need to be SASSY in order to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
Never be squished by the sheep of convention and their sartorial and aesthetic dementia.

What part of your personality helps you achieve your goal?
My lifelong dedication to glam, stardust, leopard skin, all that shimmers, hot hot pink, and my absolute inability to embrace normality.

What part gets in your way?
When Astro the wonderdog eats part of my immaculately planned outfit.

Can you tell us a Farting Turtle story?
So many farting turtles, so little time. I am in the process of inventing a farting turtle raygun. Although it has not, as yet, been entirely successful.

How did you overcome that Farting Turtle?
By blasting said evil turtles with venomous glances and B-movie femme fatale impersonations.

THANK YOU for spending the time to share you SMART SASSY STYLISH life with all the BikiniKat Fan Club Members, we really appreciate it... because we like YOU!