We dare you to explain yourself in 10 words... or less.
I'm a unicorn trapped in a lady's body.

What is your SMART SASSY STYLISH goal as illustrated in BikiniKat's Motivational Strategy for the Millennium?
My goal is to empower women by offering them clothing that makes them feel fabulous about themselves and each other. This releases divine goddess energy and zaps the apocalyptic regime of the patriarchy.

What kind of SASSY things do you do to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
I give my models cupcakes to eat on the runway. I recycle clothing to superb detail and do little dances of joy once in a while.

What kind of SMARTS do you need to be SASSY in order to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
It takes discipline and concentration to make things that fit. Like when a dress is built to accommodate a lady who is busty in a fabulous way. That takes geometric savvy.

What part of your personality helps you achieve your goal?
My enthusiasm for beauty and truth and serene devotion to visionary states of consciousness. That is what makes it go.

What part gets in your way?
I worry a lot about things, which sometimes keeps me from seeing the endless possibilities.

Can you tell us a Farting Turtle story?
I caught a lightning bolt of inspiration and made a fabulous jacket recycled from a burlap marijuana sack with hand-silkscreened gold lining. The same day I showed it at a fashion event. This awful girl approached me and said, "That's a great jacket. What is it, a POTATO SACK?" over and over again in a very crass manner.

How did you overcome that Farting Turtle?
I held up my shield for a moment. The next girl who saw it fell in love with it and wears it all the time.

THANK YOU for spending the time to share you SMART SASSY STYLISH life with all the BikiniKat Fan Club Members, we really appreciate it... because we like YOU!