Farting Turtle \ far-ting tert-l \ v: 1. To give a compliment that starts to smell bad as soon as the complimentor has left the room. ex. "Your house is very nice, for such a small one", or "You look much thinner now with your new haircut."2. As used in a sentence, "Oh my gawd, farting turtle." 3. A traveling salesman who owns a home shopping channel and wears small hats.

Wicked Willie \ wik-ed wil-ee \ v: 1. Any rotten thing that happens to a person when they least expect it. E.g. Flat tires, parking tickers, sticky doorknobs. 2. Someone who tells you your worst fears to your face. 3. As used in a sentence "Wicked Willie is following you today. Better stay home and hide under the covers." 4. An evil heart shaped character that writes a trashy fanzine called KAOS.

Karate Chop \ kar-ah-tee chop \ v: 1. The action when someone is trying to take over your project or life. 2. As used in the sentence "She totally Karate Chopped me and I didn’t even see it coming." Ant. To Rock-N-Roll Karate Chop is the way in which one can create momentum to motivate oneself to break through any insecurity one may have.

Octopug \ ok-toe-pg \ v: 1. The feeling of not being included or liked in a social situation. e.g. "I could hear people whispering 'Octopug' when I walked into the party without wearing black." 2. n. A person who throws out negative vibes like daggers going out of style. E.g. "Octopug. Can you believe the service here?" 3. A half octopus-half dog who is an out of work actor and drives Kiki Glitter’s - BikiniKat’s younger sister from Hollywood - car.