BikiniKat's Secret Signal

1. Make a peace sign
2. Point it to your temple
3. Draw BikiniKat’s determination mark
(it's invisible but you'll know it's there)

What it does

1. Activates your Smart Sassy Stylish Shiny Shield a Go Go
2. Protects you from Farting Turtles

Where to use it

Your Job, on the telephone, watching tv, at the grocery store, running up a hill, washing the dishes, taking a road trip from San Fransassy to Las Vegas

BikiniKat Fan Club Mission Statement

To get the Smarts Smarts Smarts
To do the Sassy Sassy Sassy
That makes us Stylish Stylish Stylish
They way we Want it Want it Want it

Club Pledge

My Bikini may be small
But my dreams are big
Do not get in my way
Because I am
Smart Sassy Stylish